I am Spiegel, hear me fart. I'm just a nerd cleverly disguised as a snob. I read books about places I'll never see (Narnia) and romances I'll never have (Bestiality). First name is Casey. Currently in therapy. No hetero. Spongebob is my hero. Caps lock is my friend. 19 years of age. Candy makes me happy. Organized religion scares me. Lover of Judy Garland. Part time Batman. I plan to write a novel based on my family life so make sure to look for it at your local Barnes & Noble in 10 years. I enjoy passing the time by taping magazine pages to my walls, buying cheap clothing, performing on stage when I have the time and self confidence, fapping, making voices for the personalities inside of my head, smelling puppies, and melting down when my internet lags. I talk too much about masturbating and pooping and yet I wonder why I'm still single. I fucking cuss a lot when fucking shit happens, so get fucking used to it or fuck the shit off. Watch my videos on Youtube and I promise that my satanic blue eyes will impregnate you instantly. Sometimes I post sexy pictures, but it all depends on the lighting, the amount of makeup I'm wearing, and whether or not I look fat.
Enjoy the shtuff that I post, Tumblr. Because I love you.
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